Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Oh, no

Research shows a link between soft drink consumption and cancer. Now THAT's tragic...

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew, why have you forsaken me? Can it be that our relationship must come to an end? Must I cease consumption of the sweet, bubbly nectar?

Coca Cola, Mountain Dew, and, yes, even Sun Drop...I must admit we feel a bit betrayed, as if you seduced us with your sweet taste only to now discover the risk.

Well at least the article indicates the need for "further study." So I'll keep drinking Mountain Dew and Coca Cola until a surgeon general's warning appears on the can. Then I'll switch to alcohol...hehe.

KEY PHRASES: "Yes, I think a 'sentinel' from the Matrix makes a perfect conversation piece." "Well, the whole 'lower your standards' conversation with Tania remains funny."

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