Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Why...

- Why does baby spit up still look like baby formula? But even more, why did my roommates' "spit up" in college still kind of look like baby formula, but smell much worse?

- Why does spraying a wasp nest with water make wasps so angry?

- Why doesn't Cartoon Network show old G.I. Joe cartoons?

- Why, if I'm happy with my Taylor 410, do I want a 414 CE that costs a lot more?

- Why has the phrase "jenga, bitch" stuck in my head since Sunday, and I wasn't even there when it was first uttered? Why doesn't "Yahtzee, bitch" have the same 'feel?'

- Why is Charter's cable rate going up $10?

- Why is Hershey's caramel syrup called "Hershey's Dulce de Leche," instead of "Hershey's Caramel syrup?

- Why does 'Pet Stain and Odor Remover' smell as bad as the pet stain itself?

- Why do I still own a vehicle that only gets 11 mpg with $2.79 gas prices?

- Why don't I like beer? Why??

- Why don't I live in Key West?

- Why did that guy in grad school study Klingon along with Greek and Hebrew?

- Why is it?

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