Quesedilla Rellena...

That's what I ordered, anyway. What I didn't know is "Rellena" means "stomach-twisting-'fire-in-the-hole'-spawn-of-Satan's-colon." True, I have no idea what "rellena" really means, but I like my interpretation better... It's the spawn of hell submarine sandwich that Master Shake at in ATHF, only...Mexican.

It tasted good, but what a deception. Twelve hours later, I'm still feeling like I swallowed a lit firecracker...

And I'm out of Pepto.